What!
What are you waking me up for? I don’t want to wake up. Ten o’clock is too early to wake up.
If you want me up then you’re gonna have to pull me out of mynewspaper.
Fine. See if I care if you take away my newspaper. You’re mean!
No I don’t want to go outside. You can’t make me go outside. I am gonna sit right here all day long and not move….except to poop. Then I will sit here on my poop all day because you made me get up.
I’m not gonna walk outside. I am happy to sit here inside the gecko room until summer get’s here.
No way are you talking me into leaving the gecko room. You go right ahead and cluck and whistle and offer carrots. I am not going outside.
Go ahead and push me outside cause I am not walking on my own.
Good luck putting me on that cart. It will be the last time you ever lift anything over 10 pounds. Your gonna be set up in bed for a week.
Oh, right, drag me outside. I’m gonna tell everyone how mean you are. You are so cruel. There is just no reason to drag me outside when I am perfectly happy inside.
Fine. I’ll sit here in the sun but I am not going into the back yard. This is as far as I go. I don’t need to go in the backyard. You can’t make me go.
Oh, right, get dad to trick me into walking into the backyard. Unfair to bring outsiders into this situation.
Lock the gate behind me! You’re gonna have to because if you left it open I would just turn around and come back inside.
I am going inside. As soon as the gate opens.
Fine! I’m going over here by the fence and wait for that gate to open.
What? It’s time for bed? But I need my sun time. Can’t I just sit out here for a few more minutes. What if I just sleep out here. It’s so nice.
Hey! It’s cold out here! Someone let me inside right now! …read more
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